[humor] Gentile jokes

[Wm Leler]

All we ever hear are "Jewish" jokes and sometimes they grow tiresome; 
so here are some Gentile jokes:

A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says: "This is a very fine 
jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says: "It's $500." The Gentile 
says, "OK, I'll take it." 

Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own 
business, don't you? How's it going?" The other Gentile says "Just 
great! Thanks for asking!"

Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about 
children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction 
worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck 
driver!"

A Gentile man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're 
expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come 
up and I can't make it." His mother says, "OK."

A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. The man says, "I'll have 
the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the Julienne salad 
with house dressing. We'll both have coffee." The waiter says: "How 
would you like your steak and salad prepared?" The man says "I'd like 
the steak medium, the salad is fine as is." The waiter says: " Thank 
you."

A Gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks, "Mom, how are you 
feeling? Do you need anything?" She says, "I feel fine, and I don't 
need anything. Thanks for calling."  

A Gentile woman meets an old Gentile friend. The friend asks "How is 
your son getting along?" The Gentile woman says: "He's just fine. He 
just turned 35." "And where does he live?" asks the friend. "He lives 
at home with me. I don't think he'll ever get married." The friend 
says, "How nice."